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Banta and his beer…

October 5th, 2007

Banta walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud disturbance outside. Hey ran out to see what was going on but soon went back to drink his beer.

When he got back he found his glass empty and a note saying: “Thanks for the beer!”

Banta was a little ticked-off but ordered another beer anyway. Again, just as the bartender put the beer down a loud crash was heard in the street. Thinking that someone ran into his parked car, Banta runs outside to check on things. Seeing that his car was okay he returned to the bar and again found his glass empty and another note that said: “Thanks again, this was as good as the first one.”

Well he still hadn’t had a beer to quench his thirst, so he ordered another. Just as the bartender put the beer down, a series of shots were heard outside. This time Banta wasn’t going to lose his beer to anybody. So he spit into the beer and left a note saying, “Enjoy, I just spit into the beer.” He then ran outside to see what had happened.

When Banta returned he was delighted to find that his beer was just where he left it.

However this time the note said: “You enjoy, I spit in it too!”

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Hare Krishna

September 18th, 2007

हरे कृष्ण हरे कृष्ण,
कृष्ण कृष्ण हरे हरे,
हरे रामा, हरे रामा,
रामा रामा, हरे हरे

इसके बारे में अधिक जानकारी केलिए जाये याहापर

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The Arrival of the New Monitor

September 14th, 2007

Its been sometime, that i’ve got a new monitor.. Forgot to talk about it.. I felt like writing about it because there were not many reviews about this model “ViewSonic vx1932wm“.

The Pros

  • This has a 19″ Wide Screen with 1440×900 resolution
  • Has a 2ms Response Time gray to gray.. Suitable for Gaming – I’ve played CS v1.6 on this till now.. Looks more than fine.
  • The Monitor setup was pretty much simple, just had to install drivers and had to change the resolution. (its the same case with any other monitor.. yet to check if this is fine with Linux as well).
  • The Contrast ratio is kool as well.

& The Cons

  • This LCD is viewable only in a straight angle, so all the people wishing to watch something on the screen better sit in front of the monitor.. Side viewing is almost impossible.
  • Has built speakers which are hardly useful for me, i already own a Creative 4.1 Sound Blaster. I wish there was something else instead of this.. May be the iPod dock provided in 1945wm.

Anyway, next stop – A DVD Writer… !

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Electrified !

August 31st, 2007

You r looking at the Visual – Lightning hits a plane in mid-air !

Imagine… What would be the passenger’s condition like if it really conducts the amount of electricity

This image is hot linked and the original source is Forever Geek

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Terrorism and its relatedness !

July 10th, 2007

Just going through one of the News posts at Rediff.com and found out that Musharaff, the Pakistan President has quite a close relatedness with AlQaeda…

Look what Rediff image search shows for a search of “al qaeda”.

Its either Mush having close ties with the Terrorist organization or is it the problem with Rediff Image search contexting algorithm.. !

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Migrating…

July 5th, 2007

Just a recap of the activities in the past 1 week.

  • Taken back my resignation.
  • Got Blacklisted for some misunderstanding by my Dream company.
  • Going to Hyderabad on this Friday, 06th July 2007.

Hyderabad Charminar

Here i come.. !

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Sushmit’s Marriage

June 23rd, 2007

Mark your calendars…21st July was Sushmit’s Marriage Day.. Wish him at his Orkut Profile.

Follow the link on the photo below to visit more photos.

Sushmit and Pooja got Wed

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Plan before you leave !..

June 7th, 2007

People claim technology has made life easier.. But is it ? .
I do agree to the point where its said “Technology was intended to make life easier”.

Suppose you pack your bags to go on a vacation..
You take a print of the Google Maps directions to reach ur destination…Without checking the directions you start with ur travel..You would end up totally screwed.. Coz this is what i found.

Swim the way to hell

I would rather depend on Human Guidelines..

I would seriously advice u to check for the automated road directions.. the next time..

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As he Said it !

June 6th, 2007

As he said it.. “The Stupidity of Interviews

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Being ignorant..

May 28th, 2007

Always wondered if being stupid is a gift… Why do we think to be logical at every thing? Sometimes isn’t it best to be ignorant and avoid all the life’s tensions.

I wonder how people are ignorant that
- they dont look both sides before they cross roads.
- they open car door in the middle of a Road without signaling.
- shift lanes without indicators.
- they club/hire people just dumb as themselves to fit the team.

and more.. but whatever it is, they would not know that they r doing something so stupid that it p*sses off others on the road.. most particularly me :) .

Being Ignorant !

I wish i were that ignorant that i would get away with doing something stupid..and never know that i was a simpleton !..

If you feel i have already got away with such a thing.. then.. i consider my self successful.. :)

Way to go Life !.

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